you ever think about how different things would be if shepard was in charge of kirkwall while purple hawke had to save the galaxy from the reapers
kirkwall’s shit would be together in about five days. meredith and orsino would bond over the confusion they experience at being called big stupid jellyfishes. and there’d be a renegade interrupt when anders asks for more deposits. so basically problems: solved
meanwhile hawke would be out there in deep space like, ‘what rhymes with reaper? keeper!’ and having sandwich eating competitions with kaidan and quietly whispering to anderson ‘what happens when you fart in your suit? just curious’
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help im thinking about zevran again
" I grew up really hating my complexion (I’m the darkest of my three sisters). Finding a reason to find myself pretty was hard, since I wanted to look like Cinderella and my older sister fit the bill. Then I saw the Hunchback of Notre Dame for the first time in ages and saw Esmeralda who looked just like me! Now it’s kinda hard NOT to find myself pretty."