This is the one without all of the fancy pictures, I just… I’mma give it a shot, for future reference. And probably forget a bunch. They’re going to repeat some, because I’m going by character, and it’s just generally too much, I apologize in advance.

‘Actual’ Red Ships

John <3 Rose

John <3 Vriska

Jade <3 Dave

Jade <3 Rose

Jade <3 Karkat

Jade <3 Terezi

Jade <3 Feferi

Rose <3 John

Rose <3 Kanaya

Dave <3 Jade

Dave <3 Tavros

Dave <3 Nepeta

Dave <3 Terezi

Karkat <3 Jade

Karkat <3 Terezi

Karkat <3 Eridan (BANA!!! D< )

Aradia <3 Dave

Aradia <3 Tavros

Aradia <3 Sollux

Aradia <3 Equius

Aradia <3 Eridan

Aradia <3 Feferi

Tavros <3 Dave

Tavros <3 Aradia

Tavros <3 Vriska

Tavros <3 Eridan

Sollux <3 Aradia

Sollux <3 Nepeta

Sollux <3 Kanaya (?)

Sollux <3 Terezi

Sollux <3 Eridan

Sollux <3 Feferi

Nepeta <3 Dave

Nepeta <3 Karkat

Nepeta <3 Sollux

Nepeta <3 Terezi

Nepeta <3 Eridan

Kanaya <3 Rose

Kanaya <3 Sollux (?)

Kanaya <3 Vriska

Kanaya <3 Eridan

Terezi <3  Dave

Terezi <3 Jade

Terezi <3 Karkat

Terezi <3 Sollux 

Terezi <3 Nepeta

Terezi <3 Vriska

Terezi <3 Gamzee

Vriska <3 John

Vriska <3 Tavros

Vriska <3 Kanaya

Vriska <3 Terezi

Vriska <3 Gamzee

Equius <3 Aradia

Equius <3 Feferi

Gamzee <3 Tavros

Gamzee <3 Terezi

Gamzee <3 Vriska

Eridan <3 Karkat (Bana… sigh)

Eridan <3 Aradia

Eridan <3 Tavros

Eridan <3 Sollux

Eridan <3 Nepeta

Eridan <3 Kanaya

Eridan <3 Feferi

Feferi <3 Jade

Feferi <3 Aradia

Feferi <3 Sollux

Feferi <3 Equius

Feferi <3 Eridan

Mom <3 Dad

Mom <3 Bro

Jane <3 Jake

Jane <3 R. Lalonde

Jane <3 D. Strider

Jake <3 Jane

Jake <3 R. Lalonde

Jake <3 D. Strider

R. Lalonde <3 Jane

R. Lalonde <3 Jake

R. Lalonde <3 D. Strider

D. Strider <3 Jane

D. Strider <3 Jake

D. Strider <3 R. Lalonde

‘Actual’ Black Ships

Rose <3< Vriska

Rose <3< Eridan

Aradia <3< Equius

Aradia <3< Feferi

Sollux <3< Eridan

Nepeta <3< Vriska

Kanaya <3< Vriska

Kanaya <3< Eridan

Terezi <3< Vriska

Terezi <3< Gamzee

Vriska <3< Rose

Vriska <3< Nepeta

Vriska <3< Kanaya

Vriska <3< Gamzee

Vriska <3< Eridan

Equius <3< Aradia

Gamzee <3< Terezi

Gamzee <3< Vriska

Eridan <3< Kanaya

Eridan <3< Vriska

Eridan <3< Feferi

Feferi <3< Aradia

Feferi <3< Eridan

‘Actual’ Moiraillegiances

John <> Karkat

John <> Terezi

John <> Vriska

Rose <> Kanaya

Jade <> Karkat

Jade <> Terezi

Jade <> Equius

Jade <> Eridan

Dave <> Karkat

Dave <> Aradia

Dave <> Nepeta

Dave <> Eridan

Karkat <> John

Karkat <> Jade

Karkat <> Dave

Karkat <> Kanaya

Karkat <> Terezi

Karkat <> Gamzee

Karkat <> Eridan

Aradia <> Dave

Aradia <> Tavros

Aradia <> Sollux

Aradia <> Eridan

Tavros <> Aradia

Tavros <> Vriska

Tavros <> Equius

Sollux <> Aradia

Sollux <> Karkat

Sollux <> Kanaya

Sollux <> Terezi

Sollux <> Feferi

Nepeta <> Dave

Nepeta <> Terezi

Nepeta <> Equius

Nepeta <> Eridan

Kanaya <> Rose

Kanaya <> Karkat

Kanaya <> Vriska

Kanaya <> Eridan

Terezi <> John

Terezi <> Dave 

Terezi <> Jade

Terezi <> Karkat

Terezi <> Sollux

Terezi <> Nepeta

Terezi <> Vriska

Terezi <> Gamzee

Vriska <> John

Vriska <> Rose

Vriska <> Tavros

Vriska <> Kanaya

Vriska <> Terezi

Equius <> Jade

Equius <> Tavros

Equius <> Nepeta

Equius <> Gamzee

Equius <> Feferi

Gamzee <> Karkat

Gamzee <> Tavros

Gamzee <> Terezi

Eridan <> Rose

Eridan <> Jade

Eridan <> Karkat

Eridan <> Aradia

Eridan <> Tavros

Eridan <> Nepeta

Eridan <> Kanaya

Eridan <> Feferi

Feferi <> Jade

Feferi <> Aradia

Feferi <> Sollux

Feferi <> Equius

Feferi <> Eridan

Ancestors

Sufferer <3 Disciple

Sufferer <3 Redglare (despite zero sense)

Sufferer <> Handmaid (sense?)

Sufferer <> Psiionic

Sufferer <> Subjuggulator

Sufferer <3< Condesce (mmm whatever mmm)

Handmaid <3 Psiionic

Handmaid <3 Mindfang ( … )

Handmaid <3 Darkleer (It’ worked out, perfect sense, don’t worry)

Handmaid <3< Mindfang

Handmaid <3< Condesce

Handmaid <> Sufferer

Summoner <3 Mindfang

Summoner <> Redglare

Summoner <3< Subjuggulator

Summoner <3< Dualscar

Psiionic <3 Handmaid

Psiionic <3< Condesce

Psiionic <> Disciple

Disciple <3 Sufferer

Disciple <> Psiionic

Disciple <> Subjuggulator

Disciple ? Darkleer

Dolorosa <3 Mindfang

Dolorosa <3< Mindfang

Dolorosa <> Sufferer

Redglare <3 Sufferer (Whateverrrr)

Redglare <> Summoner

Redglare <3 Mindfang

Redglare <3< Mindfang

Redglare <3< Subjuggulator

Mindfang <3 Handmaid

Mindfang <3 Summoner

Mindfang <3 Redglare

Mindfang <3 Dolorosa

Mindfang <3 Dualscar

Mindfang <3 Condesce

Mindfang <3< Handmaid

Mindfang <3< Summoner

Mindfang <3< Redglare

Mindfang <3< Subjuggulator

Mindfang <3< Dualscar

Darkleer <3 Handmaid

Darkleer <3< Condesce

Darkleer ? Disciple 

Subjuggulator <3 Condesce (?)

Subjuggulator <> Sufferer

Subjuggulator <> Disciple

Subjuggulator <3< Summoner

Subjuggulator <3< Redglare

Subjuggulator <3< Mindfang

Dualscar <3 Handmaid

Dualscar <3 Dolorosa

Dualscar <3 Mindfang

Dualscar <> Dolorosa

Dualscar <3< Summoner

Dualscar <3< Mindfang

Condesce <3 Subjuggulator (?)

Condesce <3 Mindfang

Condesce <3< Sufferer

Condesce <3< Psiionic

Condesce <3< Handmaid

Things I Would/Almost Ship etc etc

John <3 Karkat

Dave <3 Rose

Gamzee <3 Equius

Karkat <3 Nepeta

Jade <3< Karkat

etc